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Coffeeisgreat: blogRecall Notice!

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The Maker of all human beings (JEHOVAH GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed. Some of the symptoms include: (1) Loss of direction. (2)Foul vocal emissions. (3)Amnesia of origin. (4)Lack of peace and joy. (5)Selfish or violent behavior.(6) Depression or confusion in the mental component. (7) Fearfulness. (8) Idolatry. (9)Rebellion. The Manufacturer, Jehovah God, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect. The Repair Technic- ian, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is:  P-R-A-Y-E-R.    Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the S.I.N defect is, Jehovah God will replace it with (1) Love. (2)Joy. (3)Peace. (4)Less suffering. (5)Kindness. (6)Goodness. (7)Faith. (8) Mildness. (9) Self-control. Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. for further details on the use of these fixes. WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jehovah God through Jesus. DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped into everlasting destruction. The S.I.N defect will not be permitted to enter paradise so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention. 

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by bended 'Knee-mail' through his son Jesus.

Gabrielle: blogI went to the Pioneer Sem ...

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I went to the Pioneer Seminar and I am pumped up. It was such a treat. The theme scripture is from 1 Timoty 4:15 and 16. Pay constant attention to yourself and to your teaching. It was diseminated by two sets of symposiums. The first symposium focused on yourself-protecting yoru spiritual heritage by personal study and the second set focused on your teaching. I would love to write more but I am in the process of preparing for tomorrow's circuit assembly.

Coffeeisgreat: blogAre you going to help me..?

Hello friends,
I wanted to share this with you.  My dear friend from Hawaii sent me this experience given by Bro. Splane of the Governing Body at an assembly on Oahu. I found it very encouraging and motivating.  I realize how important it is to have love for people in our ministry and not just love for Jehovah.  We truly are in a life saving work.  Enjoy! 
 
In an eastern European country in 1989 there was a huge 8.9 earthquake.  30,000 people died in 4 minutes.  It happened in the morning and a man had just returned from taking his small son to school.  After he made sure his wife was alright, he went straight back to the school to find his son.   When he got there he saw that the school was completely flattened, like a pancake.  Just rubble. He stood there devastated, completely destroyed. Then he remembered a promise he had made to his son some time back.  He had told him that as long as there was life and breath in his body, he would always be there for him. So with that promise in his mind he went around to the northeast side of the rubble where his son's classroom had been and started digging through the debris. Soon the neighbor came out and said, "Sir, I know you're distraught but you have to accept that your child is dead.  There's nothing you can do."  The man didn't stop digging; he just looked at the neighbor and said, "Are you going to help me now?" Later, the fire chief came and told the man he had to stop, there was no one left alive and he was putting himself in danger. Again, the father simply asked, "Are you going to help me now?"After many more hours of digging the chief of police came and told him he was putting other people in danger, and ordered him to go home and leave it to the professionals.  The man again said nothing but, "Are you going to help me now?" Finally, after 38 hours of digging through concrete and twisted metal, the man moved a final boulder and found a small space where several children had been protected.  His son was among them.  The first thing he said to his father was, "Daddy, I told them not to be scared.  I told them you would come."
 Br. Splane paused and then he said... "The faithful slave is engaged in a massive search and rescue mission.  It is an enormous task, and what they are asking from you and me is:  'Are you going to help me now?'" 

Debiw2: blogJust a note..

Woke up to a thunderstorm, which is a blessing cause all the pollen was taking over :-X  Good thing is that my blue car is not yellow anymore from the pollen!:D



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